In Lyon County they like Christmas a lot.
Except for The Grinch, who quite frankly does not.
The Grinch hated Christmas, but boy he loved crimes.
So he was "arrested" and might do some time.
He was cuffed by the Sheriff's Office of Lyon County
For burglary, home invasion and petit larceny.
He was also "arrested" for larceny, grand.
For possession of stolen property, they put cuffs on his hands.
His vehicle unregistered and no driver's license.
And he took the last Who Hash, defying all niceness.
He did all of these crimes and he refused to cease.
So his "arrest" was announced in a big press release.
And what else should come after him being caught?
Why a trip to the big house and a tasteful mugshot.
